(Somewhere in the desert Southwest) EXCLUSIVE: "Whoever controls the world's weather
controls the world", whispered the engineer, now on the road continuously, fearing for
his life. This is the story told to ecoEnquirer by a tired, nervous man in his early
forties whose tale is unique. While his story could not be corroborated, it is
too important to go untold, and we present it here to let you, the reader,
decide for yourself its veracity.
Like the hundreds of other electrical engineers employed at Area 51, Dr. Bobby Hendricks (not
his real name) had only a minimal security clearance to match his "need to know".
He worked on only a small portion of an electrical apparatus of unknown function, but
Bobby knew that whatever it was, it consumed massive amounts of power. Engineers are
a curious lot, however, and after many months he and a number of his co-workers began
to put two and two together. It wasn't until this past winter, when his designed
components were getting "burned out" and in need of replacement, that Bobby and several
of the other engineers discovered the true purpose of what they have dubbed the "waveguide
resonance weather generator".
"The whole global warming thing is a ruse", explained Dr. Hendricks, lighting another
cigarette even before his first was finished, occasionally looking over his shoulder
as if someone was following him. "The rapid global warming of the last thirty years
is the direct result, we believe, of these huge weather modification machines that the
U.S. and Russia have been testing."
Bobby continued to weave a story so incredible, and yet so consistent with historical
events, that we have debated for the last two weeks whether it should be told. If true,
revealing the details puts the entire ecoEnquirer staff at risk.
"Both the U.S. and Russia realize that today's global economy makes our countries
increasingly vulnerable to political instabilities in other regions. Russia's active
research program with the weather generator has, we believe, been a strategic offensive
tool to destabilize the American economy. The U.S. work on our own generator has been
more of a defensive response to the Russian program", explained Bobby.
"Last year's hurricanes represented the Russians' first large-scale success",
he continued. "Think about it. The number of tropical storms in 2005 was not only an
all-time record, but so many of the big hurricanes just happened to hit our oil production
and refining facilities. I'm afraid this was just the start in an escalating weather war."
Mother nature will only allow a certain level of weather modification, however, and so it
would not be possible to retaliate against Russia with our own man-made hurricanes.
"Unlike the United States, Russia doesn't have a hurricane threat", Bobby explained.
"These weather generators can't generate entirely new weather..that would take far too much
energy...they can only intensify
existing weather patterns. One of Russia's most serious weather threats is winter cold,
which strains their fragile energy distribution system. The record cold wave of this past
winter in western Russia and Siberia was the American's first success with our own generator,
and was a retaliatory response to the hurricane attack of 2005".
When we asked Dr. Hendricks about the possibility of aliens in the history of Area 51, he smiled.
"Well, that was outside our area of expertise...even though we always heard rumors. The only rumor
that has persisted and is taken very seriously refers to one particular alien
whose ability to morph his appearance into human form was combined with his interest in human politics."
"The rumor is that when this particular alien came on the scene, his appearance was so offensive
that his nickname was 'Alien Gore'. Eventually, he became so well informed on many Area 51 projects
that he blackmailed his 'keepers' into letting him start a career in politics. This was many years ago, and
I think you might be able to figure out which politician he became", Hendricks said with a sly smile.
"Now, even though Mr. Gore knows very well that the covert weather war is the cause of global warming, he
has hitched his career to the popular idea of global warming being caused by manmade greenhouse gases",
Hendricks explained. "The concern now is that he might not be as friendly to humanity as he was thought
to be, and that his appearance on Earth might be part of a planned alien takeover attempt. People
willingly giving power to this 'freak' would be much more effective than an 'Independence Day' style
What will the coming hurricane season be like? Dr. Hendricks explained, "That entirely depends on
whether incipient storms are plentiful again this year. If they are, then there will be many
opportunities for the Russians to influence their intensification and path. The bigger question in my mind,
however, is what can our guys do behind the scenes to destroy the Russian weather machine? Similarly, what
are the Russians doing to disrupt our program?"
Finally, ecoEnquirer asked Bobby about where all the energy comes from to power these weather generators.
"Many years ago, DoD engineers discovered a way to recapture the 40% of our electrical energy that is lost
during transmission across thousands of miles of high-voltage lines in the United States. This
suddenly allowed them access to vast amounts of electrical energy needed for the project. The HAARP
facility in Alaska is used to focus the energy to a particular geographic location through manipulation
of Earth's ionosphere."
After Dr. Hendricks cell phone rang for the fifth time during our interview, he announced that he had
to leave. "Let me give your readers some advice", Hendricks said as he opened the door to leave, "...when
the movies, TV specials, and magazine articles start appearing with Alien Gore's face attached, watch out!"
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